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Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent.

As the father of five I have done more "story time" than I would wish on my worst enemy. Somewhere around kid three I started changing the stories to make the process a bit more bearable, but kids ain''t dumb, not mine anyway...Immediately after even a tiny variation I was hit with "That''s NOT how it goes!"

Being just as clever as my kids, I came up with a simple workaround...I''d write my own book and read it word for word EXACTLY how it goes, it was brilliant. I did it again. Story time was getting fun.

Somewhere around book three my drinking buddies got a hold of them...They were laughing so hard that some of them were crying, one of my wife''s friends admitted that "she pee''d a little". That was the "ah-ha" moment that brought us to where we are now. It is time to share these works of art with the world.

Reach Around Books--Season One is the first five books we ever printed. Your Season One order includes a beautiful and keepsake sleeve/box for you to store and transport these precious works of art...

Season one includes:

  • Suzy Likes to Look at Balls
  • Come Swing with Us!
  • Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand
  • Brenda''s Beaver Needs a Barber
  • Put Tony''s Nuts in Your Mouth!

If you have tried other "inappropriate" or "controversial" children''s books I can say with confidence that these are longer, thicker and harder than what you are probably used to. If you are offended by humor, don''t buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.

--Toodles!

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Beth
1.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Misspellings
Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2018
Misspellings throughout the books. I returned them.
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Bones
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Hysterical !!!
Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2020
These books are the funniest thing I have read in a long time. They are children''s books that you can absolutely read to your children and they won''t hear anything other than a nice, funny, cute story - OR - you can read these stories with your friends over a glass of... See more
These books are the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
They are children''s books that you can absolutely read to your children and they won''t hear anything other than a nice, funny, cute story - OR - you can read these stories with your friends over a glass of wine and literally laugh until you pee.

If you have a good sense of humor and can appreciate the double entendre that makes these books perfect for any age group, you will love these books.
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Yesha N. Galloway
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Not what they are presented to be.
Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2020
I ordered these books based off of funny videos of people reading Becky’s Bever. I thought they would all be as funny. However one of the books talks about pedophilia and another is filled with hateful against many different kinds of people. I personally cannot support... See more
I ordered these books based off of funny videos of people reading Becky’s Bever. I thought they would all be as funny. However one of the books talks about pedophilia and another is filled with hateful against many different kinds of people.
I personally cannot support this Author.
The only reason why I gave it one star is the company was wonderful. The books were originally lost in mail and they immediately sent out a replacement. Unfortunately I had to return both sets due to the author.
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DPL
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Fun adult humor books!
Reviewed in the United States on July 20, 2018
Omg these books are hilarious! If you d My mind a little adult humor and want some fun books to have out on your coffee table. These are a must!
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Oliver
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Most original books out there!
Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2019
We were looking for a great gift to give our friends for their 25th wedding anniversary. This book collection did not disappoint! I think their other friends are secretly jealous that we gave the ultimate gift. Perfectly inappropriate, but yet simplistic and innocent at the... See more
We were looking for a great gift to give our friends for their 25th wedding anniversary. This book collection did not disappoint! I think their other friends are secretly jealous that we gave the ultimate gift. Perfectly inappropriate, but yet simplistic and innocent at the same time. All 5 books are of high quality and the illustrations are great! I hope the authors of these books are sipping on Pina Coladas on their own private island because this is just genius! We plan on giving these books to our other special friends and family members who have a monumental birthday or event in their lives.
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J.A. Bliss
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3/5 of these are gems!
Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2021
I love the concept of these naughty adult storybooks with hilarious sexual innuendos on every page. Crazy expensive for a book set, but the laughs you’ll get from your friends are priceless. I’d say 3/5 of this set are worth keeping: Swinging, Spank the Monkey, and Beaver.... See more
I love the concept of these naughty adult storybooks with hilarious sexual innuendos on every page. Crazy expensive for a book set, but the laughs you’ll get from your friends are priceless. I’d say 3/5 of this set are worth keeping: Swinging, Spank the Monkey, and Beaver. The other two were pretty lame... the balls one was a bit offensive with some of the celebrity references to child abuse. Honestly may throw that one out, but the others were worth it.
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Sean H.
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Fun for Everyone
Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2018
Wonderful first birthday gift for my nephew. Can’t wait to see the reactions from everyone when they see the names of the books.
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JMT
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NOT Children''s Books
Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2019
I thought all the books were hilarious but they are definitely for adults only. A child could pick these up and read them and not know any better. Many inferred statements that are very adult-double meanings.
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